Once upon a time, there was a monkey named Abu who lived in a big tree over the great ocean.
One day, Abu wanted to get deez nuts hanging off a far branch, where all the other monkeys wouldn’t go, because they looked juicy and tender and were probably salty. So Abu went out to the far branch and he tugged and tugged until it cracked! Abu realized he had put all his might into it and had cracked the branch he was standing on!
Abu and the branch fell into the ocean and floated away from Le big monke tree called Aiwa. Soon papua new guinea was out of sight and a new land emerged as he floated on his branch. Excited Abu made happy monke noises “Ouohoweoe!!!” and this became the name he gave to this land, the Abbo name for Australia. As he picked himself up on shore, he remembered the branch that had both sent him on his fall and saved him. he picked it up, and used his gross long yellow fingernails to carve a beautiful stick. This stick was the first invention, out of respect for Abu’s creation, Abbos have not invented anything since. Abu then made his stick hollow and blew into it, creating the first diddlydoo or whatever to call his fellow monkies to join him in this land. Since Abu was the first monke dwell in this new land, he decided to name his people Abbos or followers of Abu.
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