🚫Never google your symptoms

🚫هرگز بیماری هایت در گوگل سرچ نکن

One evening, my father said:My son
I'm dying and soon I'll be gone
But before my final farewell
Hear me. And hear me well
Do whatever you want to do
Have a plan or roll the dice
But one thing is strictly taboo
Please, follow my advice
Never google your symptoms
That is my only prescription
You get a hundred diagnoses
And medieval prognoses
Every sign is a serious condition
If you Google cough and "diagnosis"
You have got tuberculosis
And if you Google "fever and red"
You've got Ebola and soon will be dead
And if you Google "I've a runny nose"
It's CSF. Your brain is leaking juice
And if you google itch and prognosis
Anaphylactic chock or psychosis
Never Google your symptoms
Seldom it brings any wisdom
You want to discover
But you might uncover
That you have an extra chromosome
So this is what I heard my father say
And then he closed his eyes and passed away
The autopsy report was very clear
Death from hypochondric fear

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